Dear Lord,
Between YOU and me, look at the kind of GIRLS that want to enter nunneries these days! Much too flighty *and* a great deal of strain on the cold water shower system!
I blame it on television, on shows like Sex and the ___________ (write anything you choose from your Aunt Fanny to the local hockey arena, everything is about SEX these days! In retrospect I'll bet you wish you'd have endowed humankind with asexual reproduction.)
Just please send me a novitiate or two of uncommon homeliness and no passions whatsoever, save that for do-goodery and the downtrodden poor.
Sister Anne (Mother Superior)
Mystical Light Mission
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